Tree Pruner Tales

In the bustling heart of Melbourne, amidst the concrete jungle and the relentless pace of city life, I’ve carved out a role for myself that’s as mysterious to others as it is fulfilling to me. They call me “The Orchard Keeper,” a moniker that’s both a badge of honour and a cloak of anonymity. My …

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Late, broken down!

Last Tuesday was the most stressful day of my entire life. I had tickets to see my favourite band in existence. I had been waiting fifteen years to get the opportunity and finally it was time. I was adamant that I had to be one of the first people to get to the stadium. There …

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Alleyway of Glasses

‘You got the stuff?’ I asked the man in the trench coat. He had his back to me, silhouetted by the neon-drenched reflections in the rain-soaked alley. ‘You’re late,’ came his gravelly reply. ‘Traffic, y’know,’ I shrugged nonchalantly. ‘You drive?’ he asked, turning slightly, face still obscured by a wide-brim hat. ‘Nah, not much,’ I …

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Breaking the Bathtub

‘How is it possible that you’ve managed to break every tile in this room?’ I asked my apprentice with a deep sigh. ‘There were only ten or so in here!’ he protested. ‘Yes, and now they’re all broken,’ I growled. ‘Why is that hard to—never mind,’ I took a calming breath. ‘You’re learning. This is …

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The New Property

‘Are we really doing this?’ I whispered to my husband excitedly. He squeezed my arm with a grin, and we both turned as a car pulled into the unpaved driveway. ‘What do you think?’ the real estate agent called out to us, his teeth blindingly white even from this distance. ‘Pretty special location, no?’ ‘It’s …

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