I don’t mind chatting with my sister Stacey, but sometimes it’s hard to keep up with the conversation. It’s not that it’s especially complex content-wise; it’s more to do with how rapidly she initiates changes in the topic of discussion. We’ll be talking about one thing, and then all of a sudden she’ll be going …
It’s about time I started coming up with some more nutritious lunch ideas, because lunches at the moment are a health atrocity. If those health council people were to stick one of those little stickers on my lunch choices, then I’d end up with like…two-and-a-half stars at best. And then I’d probably be cheating the …
So, not a fun night overall. I sat down for my usual Fantasy watching party, convinced that the epic battle was going to make up for a couple of episodes of weak writing. First I realised that I’d accidentally bought salty and sweet popcorn, which I hate, so I couldn’t have my traditional snack. I …
When I was accepted into Madame Vroom’s highly secretive and prestigious academy for motor repair and car maintenance, I think I remember being excited. I was seven years old at the time, so it’s all a bit fuzzy. I liked cars, I had a passion for them, and I knew I was good at the …
Man, I could really go for some oats right now. Barley and oats, that is sounding really good right about now. After that, I could maybe down a smoothie, made with oats, and then little bowl of oats on the side. With a dash of honey if I’m feeling totally crazy. People at work keep …
I know for a fact that there’s such thing as laundry renovation companies. Melbourne has several, for sure. And why not? The laundry is a room in your house like any other, and it doesn’t get used nearly as often as it should, so maybe someone needs to do something about that. Mine is about …
Let’s NOT get crazy with this whole office tinting craze. Everyone is jumping on the trend like it’s a guaranteed way to triple your profits, but it’s just…well, it’s not that, for one thing. In ten years, when every single office in Melbourne has gotten the strongest tinting possible, and the Great Darkness has fallen …
Ugh, being a genius child was such a drag. I kept saying that one day I’d have a golden lab, and my parents said that I’d be able to get a dog if I kept my room tidy. No, you halfwits: a golden lab. A laboratory made entirely of gold, so that I may flaunt …
Driving across the outback is where I feel most comfortable in life. That might seem slightly unfortunate, seeing as I spend the better part of my time working in a community law office in suburban Melbourne, but hey – life isn’t one big peak experience. Besides, it’s not like I’m not comfortable day to day; …
I’m sorry, but Pattie is way too reliant on that astrologer lady. It started as something that we all thought was cute and quirky – like, “That’s so Pattie, consulting an astrologer.” But she’s putting more and more stock in it, and it’s making me feel a bit redundant as a friend. I mean, I …