So I hear through the grapevine that Over-Botch 2 is in the works. I didn’t think there was anything wrong with the old one, so they’re really going to have to work to justify why this is in any way necessary. That’s E-Freak for you; the biggest games conference in the world, and they just …
I recently heard the phrase ‘twin burger’, which is the very specific name for when twins are friends with the same person and the three of them hang out together. Naturally, understandably, this makes me extremely angry, for obvious reasons. The burger is named after what’s inside of it, not what’s making up the outside. …
This new relaxation programme really works! What you have to do is wake up each day and instead of dwelling on human problems- money, relationships, family drama, office drama, commute drama- you instead look at things through the eyes of a friendly animal. A different one every day, mind you. Today I chose golden retriever, …
This year will quite possibly be remembered as the Year of the Failed Robot Suit. I always thought it was pretty ridiculous, but they tried so hard to get their crazy scheme off the ground. They probably still are, to be honest. Still…as a proponent of climate control science, I will admit that they at …
I think a lot of people have the wrong end of the stick about running a business. Many see it as a ticket to freedom, whatever that is. I’m not saying that being in charge of your own work can’t be liberating, but it can also be limiting. I mean, being in charge means you …
I don’t mind chatting with my sister Stacey, but sometimes it’s hard to keep up with the conversation. It’s not that it’s especially complex content-wise; it’s more to do with how rapidly she initiates changes in the topic of discussion. We’ll be talking about one thing, and then all of a sudden she’ll be going …
It’s about time I started coming up with some more nutritious lunch ideas, because lunches at the moment are a health atrocity. If those health council people were to stick one of those little stickers on my lunch choices, then I’d end up with like…two-and-a-half stars at best. And then I’d probably be cheating the …
So, not a fun night overall. I sat down for my usual Fantasy watching party, convinced that the epic battle was going to make up for a couple of episodes of weak writing. First I realised that I’d accidentally bought salty and sweet popcorn, which I hate, so I couldn’t have my traditional snack. I …
When I was accepted into Madame Vroom’s highly secretive and prestigious academy for motor repair and car maintenance, I think I remember being excited. I was seven years old at the time, so it’s all a bit fuzzy. I liked cars, I had a passion for them, and I knew I was good at the …
Man, I could really go for some oats right now. Barley and oats, that is sounding really good right about now. After that, I could maybe down a smoothie, made with oats, and then little bowl of oats on the side. With a dash of honey if I’m feeling totally crazy. People at work keep …